He knows his stuff about car repair, but obviously nothing about washing them. The last bit made me laugh out loud, the "dirt all over the place" from the horrible job it did is the crud from around the trunk gap that got flushed or blown out by the dryer because he's too much of a slob to ever clean it properly.
This social distancing thing is nothing new to me, people generally stay 6 feet away from me anyway. I went to the grocery store today and the girl scouts are selling scented TP for $5 per roll and can't keep it in stock. Is anyone surprised that TOm Hanks got the Corona virus, after all he ran through all those contaminated States. Thats all I got so far.