A magician is booked a on a cruise ship for 2 weeks.
Every night of the 1st week the captain and his parrot set in the front row.
1st night of the 2nd week the parrot starts heckling the magician. It's in his sleeve, it's in his hat, all the cards are clubs.
That night the ship hits an iceberg and sinks.
The next day the magician wakes up on a piece of the ship afloat in the open ocean with the parrot.
They just set there looking at each for 2 days, and finally the parrot says," I give, where is the damn ship!"
Our corner market is trying to increase sales by adding smells and sounds to the grocery aisles. For example, when you go in the detergent aisle you smell the Irish Spring, Fabrese , and other nice smelling soaps.
The dairy aisle has the sounds of cows gently mooing and the smell of fresh hay. The produce aisle has the sound of eggs frying and the sound and smell of bacon sizzling in the pan.
I find this overall a very pleasurable shopping experience; however I have stopped buying my toilet paper there.