Whale of a Wash
5 Washes 36Bays 2Vectors
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR COMPANY HAS CHANGED TO
> OBAMA'S HEALTH PLAN
>
>
> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
>
> (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left
> when you enter the trailer park."
>
> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
>
> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
> Roto-Rooter.
>
> (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is
> "an apple a day..."
>
> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you
> gave to Goodwill last month.
>
> (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
> charges," is not a typographical error.
>
> (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
>
> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's
> on them.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY
> CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick
> and Duct Tape.
> OBAMA'S HEALTH PLAN
>
>
> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
>
> (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left
> when you enter the trailer park."
>
> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
>
> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
> Roto-Rooter.
>
> (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is
> "an apple a day..."
>
> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you
> gave to Goodwill last month.
>
> (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
> charges," is not a typographical error.
>
> (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
>
> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's
> on them.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY
> CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick
> and Duct Tape.
