Dealer work
Personally, I think that one should not take such a negative view of auto dealer work.
I know a detailer in the Pacific NW that does in excess of $3 million dollars a year in detail and cosmetic car care business for 8 dealerships.
Another in New York does over $500,000 a year and over 85% of the work is from dealers.
It is all in how you run your business and how your present yourself to the dealer.
These two operations are professional and businesslike,They do not go to the dealership like a groveling beggar looking for handout which is what too many detailers do.
Granted some people in dealerships are "jerks" namely the used car managers who used to be in charge of dispensing detail work.
However, most dealerships have given that to the service manager; the fixed op manager and sometimes the body shop manager.
These people are busy and would not rather have the responsibility so if you can solve a problem for them at a reasonable price you can get it.
For example, the company in New York was considering their costs and found they needed to raise the price to the dealer. They went in for a meeting and told the dealer that they needed to increase prices by $25 a car. The dealer of course went into a litany of why they could not pay this amount and one of the owners said, "excuse my Mr XXXXX, we are not asking you we are telling you we are increasing prices by $25 a car."
Guess what? They did not loose the business and got the incease.
When you deal with auto dealers with the attitude that has been expressed here you will get what you have always got.
Certainly, if the dealership representative is a jerk, then no problem, do not deal with them. In most towns there are enough dealers from whom you can get work.
Just like targeting the right retail customer, target the better car dealers: Mercedes, BMW: Audi; Porche; Cadillac, etc.
As for why you can't get in the door it could be for several reasons:
You are talking to the wrong person
They have an inhouse department
They are satisfied with their current outside detailer
They do not like how you look
They did not like your presentation
Keep in mind that a dealership in most cases is taking care of their detail needs either inhouse and with another shop when you approach them, and if they are satisfied why would they change?
You have to either get to them when they become dissatisfied with their current detail company or they have an overload.
Since most detail shops close on Saturday offer to take any weekend work they have, that is, if you are willing to work on Saturday's and Sundays.
When I owned shops we did a lot of work on Saturday's for the dealerships because we were the only shop open on Saturday in the area.
And we got our price too.
Just some well intentioned thoughts.
Bud Abraham