Digital Sign Text Ideas?

[Mbalboni]

Anyone have any creative wording/slogan ideas for digital or readaboard signs. Just thinking for upcoming winter here in NH AND it seems "Salt Eats Cars" has been done a few times over. thanks in advance

 

[rph9168]

Put your car on a salt free diet.

 

[BBE]

let us be your salt shaker

 

[Earl Weiss]

Wash and Dry $X.XX - No Ironing.
A clean car is a happy car.
Clean Cars get better mileage (Less wind resistance)
Protect your investment.

 

[JMMUSTANG]

Who cleans the salt from underneath your car...
WE DO

 

[Rudy]

Soap and Melted Ice Available Here

Your wife called, Said Wash the Car

Rain has no Soap

 

[MEP001]

"Wash your car, save the salt for margaritas"

 

[JMMUSTANG]

Salt Salt go away
Come to the Car Wash Everyday

 

[Dcalhoun]

No extra charge for removing salt
Winter puts it on we take it off
Try our salt free menu
Watch the pounds melt off with our salt free menu
Salty car today, rusty car tomorrow
Say thanks to your local road crew for clearing the roads, we already did
Help your car live a clean life, stop in here

 

[twerkinatthecarwash]

I put up the "Your wife called, says wash the car" yesterday and already had a couple customers laughing about it! These are perfect!

 

[sparkey]

Guaranteed clean or your dirt back