I.B. Washincars
Car Washer Emeritus
I have a message on my answering machine that has had me bumfuzzled for a couple of weeks. Here it is exactly as she said it.
"Umm, I'm at your car wash and I got a 20 dollar bill stuck in your machine and I want it back."
a slight pause, and then in an official sounding tone
"clearance seven comma zero"
Her coordinates??? Security code??? Badge #???
She did not leave her name or # and hasn't called back. After racking my brain every time I listened to it I finally played it for Mary, who figured it out.
The moron was reading the clearance bar over the automatic entrance! I guess she assumed that was the name of the wash
Or maybe not, I don't think anyone can figure out what goes on inside the head of someone that stupid.
"Umm, I'm at your car wash and I got a 20 dollar bill stuck in your machine and I want it back."
a slight pause, and then in an official sounding tone
"clearance seven comma zero"
Her coordinates??? Security code??? Badge #???
She did not leave her name or # and hasn't called back. After racking my brain every time I listened to it I finally played it for Mary, who figured it out.
The moron was reading the clearance bar over the automatic entrance! I guess she assumed that was the name of the wash
Or maybe not, I don't think anyone can figure out what goes on inside the head of someone that stupid.
