How to make the airlines profitible

[pitzerwm]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
! Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[Danny]

This is what I came up with at first glance.

Pros:
He he he it would be much more difficult to smuggle weapons on a plane in lingerie!

Cons:
I suppose you could strangle someone with a G-string or thong.
Choke on a tassle.
They may want to look into confiscating these possible weapons from all passengers.
Each airline will have to purchase a set of paddles to jumpstart the ones that have a heart attack.

LOL anyone want to add to the list of Pros and Cons?

 

[I.B. Washincars]

I don't see any cons, just tradeoffs

 

[mac]

Just my .02 worth. Let everyone with a concealed carry permit take his or her weapon on board. Guarantee you the hijackings stop.