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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .

If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE
 

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I can honestly say no one i've never met has ever described me that well. I also am a bad american.
 

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Silly, stupid. American's have a right to be of any party (even a socialist or communist), any race, bigots, many have been slave owners and former slave owners. But to say proudly "I'm a bad American" because your proud to be a conservative by slamiming librals is F up.

I'm a "good American".... And I'm proud of it!
 
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Well I found the "history" of this "Bad American". It was accredited to a few people, Geroge Carlin, Ted Nugget... others.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

But I found an opposite responce:

http://www.bladam.com/main/entry/bad-american/

look forward to the day when the Peace Corp offers pay and benefits equal to the military.

I have a problem with our government arresting people and detaining them without charges for months on end. Isn't that what countries like, oh, Iraq have been known for?

I believe that teachers or others performing society-enhancing work should make more than the arrogant and ineffectual CEO's who plunder and then bankrupt their companies.

I think people like Senator Rick "Man on dog" Santorum and Anne "Kill all non-Christians" Coulter are, or at least SHOULD be an embarrassment to the Republican party. Er, make that an embarrassment to humanity.

I think sexual behavior that goes on between ANY consenting adults is nobody's business besides those directly involved.I think that folks who make millions and corporations who make billions of dollars should actually pay some taxes instead of savoring every loophole they can find.

The great thing about whatever diety you worship is that he/she/it is (probably) available outside of business hours. In other words, don't use resources funded by my tax dollars to facilitate your prayerful objectives in schools, courthouses, and so on.

I think there's something screwy when we American taxpayers spend $100 billion dollars to wage a pre-emptive war for our "security" when millions in the U.S. lack jobs, basic medical care, or even a roof over their heads.

I believe that any politician who utters the despicable words, "If you're not with us, you're against us" or anything similar ought to be immediately banished to a land in which there are no civil liberties whatsoever.

I feel there should be more Arts education in schools. Stuff like marching band not only instills discipline and teamwork, but leaves kids with much less time to get into trouble.


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I think colors are for coloring books, not for asinine "terror codes" that do nothing to help anyone. Someone should duct tape Tom Ridge's mouth.

I am disgusted by our country's ridiculous "War on Drugs." How about a War on Pandering Politicians instead?

I believe that any President of a large country should have actually spent some quality time outside of his or her homeland. Putting together a coherent sentence off the cuff would be nice, too, especially without relying on the word "Evil."

Condoms break, birth control sometimes fails. If you don't like abortions, don't have one.

I'm confident that the real problems facing our society are not caused by celebrities or violent videogames or "those godless homosexuals."

I think proclaiming a "War on Terrorism" is ridiculous. Usually wars have a beginning and an end. Does anyone forsee one of our leaders bragging, "Okay, folks, we just won the war! No more terrorism!"?

So, of course, we're going to be "at War!" for at least the duration of Bush's tenure. No wonder why Republicans so steadfastly oppose criticizing our President during war time. How conveeeeenient.

I think that when a national tragedy strikes, there are far more noble calls to action than "Go Shopping!"

I believe that "Liberal" is not a dirty word, and I wish more of our spineless Democrats would pick up the clue phone and care about something other than their re-election.
 

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Ben's Car Wash said:
Silly, stupid. American's have a right to be of any party (even a socialist or communist), any race, bigots, many have been slave owners and former slave owners. But to say proudly "I'm a bad American" because your proud to be a conservative by slamiming librals is F up.

I'm a "good American".... And I'm proud of it!
If believing that someone should have the right to ignore or pass up commenting on a forum post they don't like or agree with makes me a bad American, I'm proud to be one. But I may just be silly and stupid.
 

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An AMEN to Bill's remark about J.J. And one more thing that really pi$$es me off....This finger was not made to press 1 for English. And...I Am a bad American. How can someone call our troops killers when its the radical muslims that are doing all the killing. Out troops only respond as necessary.
 
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