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Q: Why don't they have casinos in Africa?

A: Too many Cheetas!!!:ROFLMAO::love::oops::D:eek:
 

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, they're an efficient and humorless people.
 
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I'm not a dad (as far a I know), but I like telling kids dad-type jokes. My favorite is to tell a kid a corny knock-knock joke, then after I tell it I say "I have another one but you have to start me," so the kid says "Knock knock." When I say "Who's there?" the kid looks very confused.
 

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I was at a diner the other day when someone yelled 'does anyone know cpr?" i said 'yes, i know the whole alphabet'

Everyone laughed, except for this one guy...
 

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I was just told by my doctor that I'm color-blind.

This diagnosis has really come at me out of the yellow.
 

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I keep asking people what LGBTQ stands for.

So far no one's given me a straight answer.
 

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A guy walks into a bar, and he meets a line of people waiting to take a swing at him.








That's the punch line.
 

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?









A stick.
 
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