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Eileen Dover

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A magician is booked a on a cruise ship for 2 weeks.
Every night of the 1st week the captain and his parrot set in the front row.
1st night of the 2nd week the parrot starts heckling the magician. It's in his sleeve, it's in his hat, all the cards are clubs.
That night the ship hits an iceberg and sinks.
The next day the magician wakes up on a piece of the ship afloat in the open ocean with the parrot.
They just set there looking at each for 2 days, and finally the parrot says," I give, where is the damn ship!"
 
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